
Exhibiting shyness at the Renaissance Festival can bode ill for thy health!

Luckily, I am not shy at the festival; I'm one of the select few (or so I tell myself) who can walk the line of irony between a life laced with cynicism and and the one bright day each year when I put it all aside and dress up like a fairy and hit the
Pittsburgh Renaissance Festival! Soup in a bread-bowl, bad accents, knocking over small expensive items with my wings; it is one of the best diversions autumn has to offer.

The Pittsburgh Renaissance Festival was formerly known as the Greater Pittsburgh Renaissance Festival. I began attending perhaps five years ago, though I cannot remember how in the world I discovered it. At the time my identity was solidifying; I was realizing that it was acceptable for my love of unicorns to have followed me stealthily from the 80s, through the tumultuous 90s, and into adulthood. My first festival experience sealed the deal: I could pretend, once a year, that it was real. Though the festival closed last season, they reopened this year under new management and it was my favorite festival yet.
(These guys sold me new fairy ears with only fifteen minutes left in the day. They're good.)The trip to the festival begins with a long drive on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, flanked as it is by green hills, farms, and animals of varying colors and degrees of fuzziness. (I especially love to see the little white sheep fluffing along in the pastures.) This year, we made the drive relatively early and arrived in time to park mere rows from the
Festival Gate. The upper level is a slightly sloping clearing that offers access to port-a-privies (my first destination each year), food (my second destination each year) and many of the clothing vendors. A glassblower demonstrates his craft on the hour. There is a woman who
paints faces, there are rides, and there are games of skill. (And more food.) The lower level exhibits many of the stages and crafts, as well as the children's area. Soap, perfumes,
jewelry,
books, beer, pottery, candles, pirate gear, leather-work, glass, weaving, toys, costumes, more food - all of the trappings of fake Renaissance life are there to enchant your dollars from your pocket.

The joust, when it is good, (and this year it was) is one of the best parts of the festival. It plays out three times daily, and each time the story progresses, and you get to cheer loudly for the horsemen, one noble and dull, one evil and likeable. This year we cheered for the evil Roderick:

Of course the last joust concludes with the bad guy's death, because in Renaissance World everything happens for good. The street cast is friendly but not harassing (By my troth I was much harassed at the
Pennsylvania Renaissance Fair, but only approached comfortably in Pittsburgh) and nobody takes themselves too seriously. It is a good fair to visit; smaller than many, but enough for one good day's entertainment. The paths are of dirt, not asphalt. The soup in a bread-bowl is much more delicious than anywhere else. It is shaded by many trees, and you can
pretend to be an archery champ, see a good show. What more couldst thou ask?

The first four photographs were taken by me, but the rest (including the links) were taken by my time-traveling friend
Casey West. He has many more fair pictures that are worth a glance (especially the
Dead Pirate).